toastyspook:

Thanks, my 100 followers!

You guys rock here’s a Dave

xvxbox:

if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face

ebilflindas:

1969. The birth of the internet. The world is changed forever. Who knows what this new marvelous invention will bring us years from now? What will the future bring us? The possibilities are endless!

2013:

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

_{now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we’re out of beta we’re releasing on time}

yourtubes:

how the Grinch stole your girl

naviftw:

oh my god shut up too cute i threw up

bleeznuggets:

Surprise, everyone! I spent the entire day working on this for you-I hope you like it. 
For all non-Homestucks following me, my sincerest apologies, this is probably going to be quite odd.

Regardless of your fandom, I hope y’all enjoy!

Remember, my tinychat will open at 8pm CST tonight! I can’t wait to see you there! (Link: http://tinychat.com/nblees)
P.S. thanks to sandsiblings for suggesting this ridiculous escapade! She is the bomb diggity on every level.

yummytomatoes:

Taking pics of teens

christophersass:

“we broke up…twice. and got back together.”

punkbunnies:

dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

frostpebble:

it’s a game about a game, heh

[ Alpha Version]

claydols:

MAN I JUST FUCKING THOUGHT ABOUT SLUT SHAMING AND VICTIM BLAMING AND THOSE WHO DO IT ARE LITERALLY IMPLYING THAT THE FEMALE BODY, NATURAL AND UNCLOTHED, IS AN INVITATION FOR ASSAULT